CandleSnotBlob

Ansel and Hadrian are really into making jokes, especially body-themed jokes, right now.  This was tonight.

::After a lively discussion about whether Captain Hook's last name was always "Hook" or if he changed it after his crocodile incident.::

Me:  Well I think he changed it from Smith or something.

Paul: I think it always was Hook and that's why he made a hook hand.

Ansel: ::deep breath:: I think his name is ........................... CAPTAIN SNOT!  (eyes get huge, makes a "GET IT??" face, pauses for laughter)

Me and Paul:  politely feigned raucous laughter

Hadrian: No!  No!  His name is CAPTAIN ..............SNOTBLOB! (same "GET IT??" face, pause)

Ansel basically falls off his chair laughing so hard he can hardly breathe at this hilarious escalation.

After recovering a bit, he winds up for his final joke.

Ansel: He's!  He's....CANDLE SNOTBLOB!

Both boys are then beyond the point of no return.  Paul and I look at each other with concern and try to finish our dinner while the boys rolls around the floor laughing until we tell them dinner is over.